An 80 year old man goes to the doctor with his wife. After the exam, the physician pulls the wife aside, and says, “I'm afraid your husband has an advanced stress disorder. Please do exactly as I tell you, otherwise he’ll die very soon. Always be sweet and pleasant. Each morning, fix his favourite breakfast. Prepare delicious, healthy lunches, suppers, and snacks. Encourage him to nap whenever he wants, and don't let him do any chores. Under no circumstances should you nag him about anything. Give him regular massages, and make love at least twice a week. Keep this up for a year, and he'll return to a state of near-perfect health for his age.” Later in the car, the husband asked his wife what the doctor told her. She replied, “Honey, he said you’re going to die soon.”
Don Hardman in site 60 turned 80 yesterday. Here he is telling an unimaginably funny joke to Wayne Allen... Possibly pointing out that statistical studies prove that at the age of 80, there are four females for every male. Hell of a time for a guy to get odds like that...
The Owners of Dunk Island View Caravan Park would like to extend a very warm welcome Sue Van Wessem and Shaun Lambert who have recently taken over the management of the park. Sue and Shaun will be posting updates from time to time on this page. This is the place to find out what's been going on and what exciting things we have coming up...