A man and his pet pig walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: "Last call." So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my pig." The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the pig falls over dead. The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there." To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a pig."
We've still not recovered from Sunday's BBQ but we owe a massive thanks to everyone for a great night. The pig was a little toasted on the outside (pig brûlée we call it) but really nicely cooked all the way through. And it's lucky we didn't sell more than 110 tickets to the feast because there was not a lot left over! Anyway, thanks campers, and thanks pig. Here are some photos of the event. Don't forget to scroll all the way to the bottom for our favourite pig joke.
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AuthorThe Owners of Dunk Island View Caravan Park would like to extend a very warm welcome Claire ad Aaron Medley who have recently taken over the management of the park. Claire and Aaron will be posting updates from time to time on this page. This is the place to find out what's been going on and what exciting things we have coming up... Categories
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