Bruce: Hi caravan park, how are you this morning?
Dunk Island View Caravan Park: G'day Brucie, pretty ace thanks.
B: It has been quite hot lately, how do you stay cool in this weather?
DIVCP: This ain't hot Brucie, you should see things in the wet season.
B: We keep hearing that from people... Anyway, we have few questions for you if that's ok?
DIVCP: No worries, fire away fella.
B: Ok, What book is on your bedside table?
DIVCP: Treasure Island.
B: What is your favourite film?
DIVCP: A Room With A View
B: What is your least favourite swimming pool rule?
DIVCP: No dunking.
B: We're sensing a bit of a pattern here...
DIVCP: I don't know what you mean Brucie.
B: What quality do you most admire in other people?
DIVCP: Cleanliness, and people who pick up after their dog.
B: That must be quite important for you, I would hate it if dogs crapped on me. In fact, it's a shame you're not a real person otherwise you would probably get compo for something like that.
DIVCP: You've got to take a long term view. I reckon karma will crap on those people sooner or later.
B: We hope so. Well Dunk Island View Caravan Park, it has been interesting hearing from you.
DIVCP: Been a pleasure Brucie.
Dunk Island View Caravan Park: G'day Brucie, pretty ace thanks.
B: It has been quite hot lately, how do you stay cool in this weather?
DIVCP: This ain't hot Brucie, you should see things in the wet season.
B: We keep hearing that from people... Anyway, we have few questions for you if that's ok?
DIVCP: No worries, fire away fella.
B: Ok, What book is on your bedside table?
DIVCP: Treasure Island.
B: What is your favourite film?
DIVCP: A Room With A View
B: What is your least favourite swimming pool rule?
DIVCP: No dunking.
B: We're sensing a bit of a pattern here...
DIVCP: I don't know what you mean Brucie.
B: What quality do you most admire in other people?
DIVCP: Cleanliness, and people who pick up after their dog.
B: That must be quite important for you, I would hate it if dogs crapped on me. In fact, it's a shame you're not a real person otherwise you would probably get compo for something like that.
DIVCP: You've got to take a long term view. I reckon karma will crap on those people sooner or later.
B: We hope so. Well Dunk Island View Caravan Park, it has been interesting hearing from you.
DIVCP: Been a pleasure Brucie.
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